Morjes!

Welcome to my blog. I write about fitting in, sticking out, and missing the motherland as a serial foreigner.

Your questions, answered

OK, so these aren't real questions I've been asked. They're just Google search terms that led to this blog within the past month or so, according to Google Analytics.


dead animal in dryer. Yes, there was.
had to dig poop out with fingers. Yes, I did.
i saw dennis quaid. No, I didn't. (I typed in a search for this and scrolled through pages of results and never found my blog. So what's the deal here?)
is acrosst a word? No, it isn't.
martinelli's sparkling cider sherbert 7up punch. Maybe this is how this recipe is perpetuated. Though you have to admit that Martinelli's would probably take it up a notch.
middlebury birthing center. Please give birth there if you have the opportunity.
travel shower head was over the toilet. Yes, it was.
my advenutre sin ithica. So close. So very, very close.

What are people searching for on your blog lately?

And does anybody have some real questions for me?

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